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Last Updated: 23.06.2025 04:11

Loons and Moons
Dr.Smith & Dr.Jones...
share office space ...
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Nuts and Butts
Manic Depressives & Anal Retentives
Specializing in Odds & Ends.
Can you write a letter to your first love without mentioning his/her name?
Schizoids & Haemorrhoids
Hysterias & Posteriors
So, the docs changed it to read
Just Forget it!
Still no good
Dr.Smith & Dr.Jones
Catatonics & High Colonics
Lost Souls & Butt Holes
Dr.Smith was a Psychiatrist & Dr.Jones was a Proctologist (Colon to Anus)
Are rich people harder workers than poor people as a whole?
So they tried
I hope you enjoy this as much as I did.
Everyone loved it.
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Almost at their wits end, the docs finally came up with...
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The town council was livid and insisted they change it.
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This was also not acceptable, so they again changed the sign to
They put up a sign reading
Unacceptable again!
How does a 45-year-old man get a girlfriend?
Then came..
Still no good.
No go.
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Next, they tried...
No, not a chance
No way
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Two best friends graduated from medical school at the same time & decided that in spite of two different specialties, they would open a practice together to
Another attempt resulted in ...
Analysis & Anal Cysts
Thumbs down again.
Minds and Behinds
Freaks and Cheeks