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What's a joke you haven't used yet, but are dying to share?

Last Updated: 23.06.2025 04:11

What's a joke you haven't used yet, but are dying to share?

Loons and Moons

Dr.Smith & Dr.Jones...

share office space ...

49ers trade a 2026 conditional fifth-round pick for Bryce Huff - NBC Sports

Nuts and Butts

Manic Depressives & Anal Retentives

Specializing in Odds & Ends.

Can you write a letter to your first love without mentioning his/her name?

Schizoids & Haemorrhoids

Hysterias & Posteriors

So, the docs changed it to read

Will surging sea levels kill the Great Barrier Reef? Ancient coral fossils may hold the answer - The Conversation

Just Forget it!

Still no good

Dr.Smith & Dr.Jones

Whenever I write a novel, I struggle with the end, should I make it open? Should the good win or the bad win? Sometime I don't even have an ending, what should I do?

Catatonics & High Colonics

Lost Souls & Butt Holes

Dr.Smith was a Psychiatrist & Dr.Jones was a Proctologist (Colon to Anus)

Are rich people harder workers than poor people as a whole?

So they tried

I hope you enjoy this as much as I did.

Everyone loved it.

This seed is rich in protein, magnesium, and helps grow muscle mass - Earth.com

Almost at their wits end, the docs finally came up with...

The town council was livid and insisted they change it.

An old Capitol Hill troublemaker is trying to clinch a megabill deal - Politico

This was also not acceptable, so they again changed the sign to

They put up a sign reading

Unacceptable again!

How does a 45-year-old man get a girlfriend?

Then came..

Still no good.

No go.

For the First Time, Scientists Spot Water Around a Young Star Similar to Our Sun - The Daily Galaxy

Next, they tried...

No, not a chance

No way

Galerie David Guiraud : Deep Space & Celestial Objects - The Eye of Photography

Two best friends graduated from medical school at the same time & decided that in spite of two different specialties, they would open a practice together to

Another attempt resulted in ...

Analysis & Anal Cysts

What is chudai?

Thumbs down again.

Minds and Behinds

Freaks and Cheeks

How do I get rid of a cold in 1 day?